The Kingdom of Koggenland NLD is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.946 billion Koggenland NLDians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Koggenland NLDian economy, worth 362 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,990 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Koggenland NLD successfully hosted the Aerospace Olympics, Koggenland NLD City River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run", many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koggenland NLD's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koggenland NLD is ranked 22,826^th in the world and 129^th in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,652.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.